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aceinnatailsuit:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

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carnivalpanda:

homuratrash:

generaltysonofthecyclopsarmy:

remember that time uncle iroh was going to get mugged

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and instead iroh had a cup of tea and a chat with the mugger and told him that he believed in him and thought he could become a good masseur

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UNCLE IROH IS SO IMPORTANT

Okay but let’s not forget he handed the mugger his ass first, and taught him a lesson about holding a knife.

kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

abigaillarson:

laughcentre:

oceanmaster:



THIS IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUCKING THING ON THIS SITE I WANT TO CRY

Having a bad day? NOT ANYMORE.

abigaillarson:

laughcentre:

oceanmaster:

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THIS IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUCKING THING ON THIS SITE I WANT TO CRY

Having a bad day? NOT ANYMORE.

(Source: rollingbarrel)

terezidactyl:

spoopydactyl:

honestly i am so confused by the concept of rei topping at any given point in time like can you even imagine how impatient nagisa would get while rei struggles to calculate the trajectory of his dick or smth

why is this coming back around oh god

wingedcounsellor:

caseps:

michaxl:

nickiminajvevo:

can anyone make this transparent for me pls?

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im sorry i made an alternate version

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(drag it)

WHAT THE FUCK